Now, I start most of my "dissertations" with So I was...
Most of my e-mails take off with Whaddup?
What worries me most is not necessarily that I am becoming a lazy writer. I know how to write and I can do it when I want and need to. What worries me is that most kids today use the internet, e-mail and messenger as their main form of writing practice. And I think we all know what kind of practice that is:
spiceebrnette2: n2m. u?
fncyqueen23: OMG im SOOOOOOOOOO bored...rents have ppl over...my dads friend is this old guy with a majorly combover...lmao
spiceebrnette2: lol...thatsux...what r u doing 2morrow?
fncyqueen23: i dunno...mayB c a movie with john
spiceebrnette2: SWEET hes so hot!
fncyqueen23: oh, brb...phone.
spiceebrnette2: k...well g2g neway
spiceebrnette: yup cyer l8r
Are these girls possessed by demons? Do they not know the appropriate use of the ellipse? Or of capitalization? Or of vowels? Or of apostrophes? Lynne Truss would have a