- Take my kid to hang out at a mall, like all the classy parents do
- Give my kid a sucker to get him doped up on sugar, like all the classy parents do
- My kid earns me $2. I let him play with it for a while, but eventually take it away (choking hazard, no?) and buy myself a beverage.
- From now on, just call me pimp-mama.
*For my friends to the south, toonie is our colloquial word for our $2 coin, which is currently worth about $2.06 US. That has never happened in my lifetime, so it bears mentioning on here.