Friday 8 June 2007

Freaken planograms

I went to the store to buy some hot chocolate powder as I have a mean hankering for some warm choco-goodness. I get home, boil my water, get out my favourite mug and realize that it's chocolate MILK powder. WHY?! WHY ?! WHY?! Why do bad things happen to good people?! I JUST WANT MY DAMN HOT CHOCOLATE!

And yes, I know that you can warm up milk and use the chocolate milk powder. But have you ever made it? It's grainy, doesn't dissolve very well, and it's just NOT AS CONVENIENT!

DAMN YOU STORE PLANOGRAMS PLACING THE HOT CHOCOLATE POWDER AND CHOCOLATE MILK POWDER NEXT TO EACH OTHER TO LURE UNSUSPECTING HOT CHOCOLATE LOVERS TO BUY AN INFERIOR PRODUCT, THUS MAKING THEM RETURN AND SPEND MORE MONEY TO BUY THE CORRECT PRODUCT!

DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!

5 comments:

  1. Oh my gosh! Damn that chalky powder! I feel your pain. Hope you get a great mug of the stuff soon. You know, if you're too lazy to go back to the store to get the real stuff and then come home and make it, Starbuck's makes a mean hot chocolate.

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  2. As a chocolate junky I, too, would be incensed.

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  3. Amy: i love Starbucks, but there is none here :(

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  4. Wow. Remind me to never, ever piss you off.

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