Here's a snippet into my mind the other night:I wonder what's on TV. Ooh, Jeopardy. I love this show. Why don't I watch it more often? Historic Txt Msgs? That's a weird category. WHAT IS THE LIGHTBULB? Man, I am so smart. Why would you make a dumb category like that? All written in dumb abbreviations. WHO IS BELL? Man, I am on FIRE!
Wait, those contestants look really young.
Txt msg...young contestants...oh fuck. This is Teen Jeopardy.
Answer: A young SAHM who likes to revel in the fact that she used to teach math and had a 3.9 GPA in university but who doesn't get out much anymore and is slowly sinking into dolt-dom.
WHO IS MRS. MUSTARD??