Sunday, 6 January 2008

Praise Alibaba! I found Jesus!

Jesus is the way, and the way to Jesus is moonshine.

Let it be known to all the world that today, I have found Jesus. He has been missing for 2 years and although I looked everywhere, I couldn't find him. I couldn't even put out my nativity set this Christmas (or last) because it just didn't feel right, knowing that Jesus wasn't there.

So where did I find him? He was under the stairs in a little box with our moonshine wine-making accessories. Henceforth, I shall know, and I am telling the world on the internets, that the drinking and making of such fine home-distilled beverages is truly the only way to find Jesus.


I found Jesus!

17 comments:

  1. That is just to funny. So how do you think he ended up there?

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  2. That was awesome. It reminds me of the magnet I have on my fridge that says "I found Jesus - he was behind the couch the whole time."

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  3. Perhaps there is hope for my heathen soul yet!

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  4. I knew it all along. Everytime I drink I say Jesus Christ that tastes good!

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  5. Love it. I knew there was a reason I always hid in my pantry with my red wine...I was looking to talk to Jesus...

    Wink, wink.

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  6. Great blog! Now I know where to store my treasures. Hope the wine making is successful.

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  7. There a hymn about that:
    "I was once lost, but now am found,
    was wined, but now I see..."

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  8. BWAAAAHAHAhahahahahahaha!!!

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  9. Well HELLO!

    Jesus DID turn water onto wine. He wanted to practice at your house.

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  10. A very fitting spot to find Jesus!

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  11. LOL Great little hider

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  12. Sounds like something that would take place at your house!! too cute! Love the set by the way.

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  13. ha! that's hilarious!

    we can't have a nativity scene out at Christmas...for fear that Logan will *eat* Jesus!

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