Friday, 7 March 2008

Replace-a-meal smoothies

Sacha's recipe for a great lunch:

  • Take once glass of chocolate milk. Add 3 spoonfulls of chicken noodle soup.

  • Mash grated cheese in between fingers. Drop into cup of milk.

  • Take one piece of pastrami. Roll it between your fingers. Take a bite. Spit it out. Plop into cup.

  • Eat a few grapes. Only not eat them. Just chew them to pieces and spit into cup.

  • Stir viciously until sloppy goo splatters all over the floor.

  • Dig meat out. Try feeding it to innocent bystander.

  • Drink the rest of smoothie.

  • Immediately spit smoothie out all over same innocent bystander and start coughing up gooey bits of noodle soup.


For more meal ideas like this, I believe Fear Factor may be in syndication.


  1. Little dude sounds like Julia Child on acid. Sweet! I think a cooking show is in order...

  2. Welcome to our Rrrrrrrerrrssssssipeeeeee of the day

  3. Sounds like a gastronomic delight. My grandson will probably grow up to be a food critic.

  4. Just add some Cheeze-Whiz and some mustard and you might be onto something...Mustard makes everything taste better.

  5. thanks for the recipe - i will pass it on to the bean when she starts creating her very own meals!

  6. You never know, you might have the next Iron Chef there, hehehehe!


Thoughts? Comments? Questions?