- If my husband were in charge of this meme, every answer would contain the word boobies.
- I am an accomplished pianist with over 18 years of experience and training.
- When I started university, I wore a 34A bra. One year later, I wore a 34C. No surgery involved.
- On a trip to Paris with my husband, I spent approximately 49% of the time looking for washrooms or toilets or somewhere to pee. Damn "Hors Service" signs on those damn street pay-toilets!!!
- I am an expert at french-braiding my own hair, but can't do it worth shit on someone else.
- I have two brothers-in-law named Jason. It was almost three, but one engagement didn't make it to the aisle.
- When my son has massive poops, I leave the dirty cloth-diapers in the toilet for my husband to deal with when he gets home. The alternative would be him cleaning up my vomit.
And now for the tagging: Cate, Jackie, Krista, Dory, and Heather. Have at 'er!