Things that have happened to me today thus far:
1. Keesadilla climbed into the tub with me and peed in my bath. Then he farted in my face.
2. My screen on my iPod won't rotate when I turn my iPod 90˚. I've turned it on and off, resynched it. Nothing. Friggin crappy touch screens. It's only two weeks old!
3. iBean pooped all over the floor while naked and laying on her tummy. Then she did a couple of 360s on her tummy. She had poop from knees to nipples. And now it is all smeared into the carpet in her room.
4. I can't get the frickin Portable North Pole videos that I made for the boys to work. I have all the required add-ons and plug ins and Java script yadda yadda. But all I get is a black screen when I click on the URL for their individual videos. So unless Santa is sitting in a black room using sign language to get his message across, I am pretty sure the videos are not working.
5. It is only 11 am. FML.
Happy December 1st!