Sunday, 6 January 2008

Praise Alibaba! I found Jesus!

Jesus is the way, and the way to Jesus is moonshine.

Let it be known to all the world that today, I have found Jesus. He has been missing for 2 years and although I looked everywhere, I couldn't find him. I couldn't even put out my nativity set this Christmas (or last) because it just didn't feel right, knowing that Jesus wasn't there.

So where did I find him? He was under the stairs in a little box with our moonshine wine-making accessories. Henceforth, I shall know, and I am telling the world on the internets, that the drinking and making of such fine home-distilled beverages is truly the only way to find Jesus.


I found Jesus!
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16 comments:

  1. Cara7 January 2008 at 02:02

    That is just to funny. So how do you think he ended up there?

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  2. Andi7 January 2008 at 04:16

    That was awesome. It reminds me of the magnet I have on my fridge that says "I found Jesus - he was behind the couch the whole time."

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  3. Nell7 January 2008 at 04:56

    Perhaps there is hope for my heathen soul yet!

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  4. Larsen7 January 2008 at 07:26

    I knew it all along. Everytime I drink I say Jesus Christ that tastes good!

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  5. Redneck Mommy7 January 2008 at 08:18

    Love it. I knew there was a reason I always hid in my pantry with my red wine...I was looking to talk to Jesus...

    Wink, wink.

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  6. Colleen7 January 2008 at 11:38

    hee hee

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  7. Grandma7 January 2008 at 14:10

    Great blog! Now I know where to store my treasures. Hope the wine making is successful.

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  8. Bev7 January 2008 at 15:17

    There a hymn about that:
    "I was once lost, but now am found,
    was wined, but now I see..."

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  9. Dory8 January 2008 at 05:04

    BWAAAAHAHAhahahahahahaha!!!

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  10. Queen of Shake Shake9 January 2008 at 03:41

    Well HELLO!

    Jesus DID turn water onto wine. He wanted to practice at your house.

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  11. jackie9 January 2008 at 07:01

    Hee hee!

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  12. Jennifer9 January 2008 at 09:22

    A very fitting spot to find Jesus!

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  13. Mrs. Flinger10 January 2008 at 06:07

    Then I am a BELIEVER, baby! ;-)

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  14. lauramcintyre10 January 2008 at 22:42

    LOL Great little hider

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  15. Lynn11 January 2008 at 07:15

    Sounds like something that would take place at your house!! too cute! Love the set by the way.

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  16. cate13 January 2008 at 15:27

    ha! that's hilarious!

    we can't have a nativity scene out at Christmas...for fear that Logan will *eat* Jesus!

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