Here's a snippet into my mind the other night:I wonder what's on TV. Ooh, Jeopardy. I love this show. Why don't I watch it more often? Historic Txt Msgs? That's a weird category. WHAT IS THE LIGHTBULB? Man, I am so smart. Why would you make a dumb category like that? All written in dumb abbreviations. WHO IS BELL? Man, I am on FIRE!
Wait, those contestants look really young.
Txt msg...young contestants...oh fuck. This is Teen Jeopardy.
Category: Bloggers
Answer: A young SAHM who likes to revel in the fact that she used to teach math and had a 3.9 GPA in university but who doesn't get out much anymore and is slowly sinking into dolt-dom.
WHO IS MRS. MUSTARD??
Haha. Very funny. I don't even attempt the teen version! I would fail miserably on the text message part.
ReplyDeleteVery clever post! I ROCK at kid jeopardy, the real version, though...not so much.
ReplyDeleteWell the important thing is were any of the young teens HOT?
ReplyDeleteI loves me some Jeopardy. And I form every answer in the form of a question, like the loser I am.
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